I like fur. Some people do not. Here are some celebs who dare to wear fur. (I would have put Johnny Weir, but he didn’t end up wearing it)
1. Anna Wintour
2. Kanye West
3. Eva Longoria
4. The Olsen Twins
5. Madge
.jpg "Madonna in Fur")
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Monday, February 22, 2010
Music Monday: Jerk Gets Naked
take it off...
This Monday, Jerk brings you a playlist of the songs that make us want to get naked. These are the songs that make us feel sexy, so sexy we assume you want to see our pasty butts. So, without further ado, get out those stripper poles and shake ya booty!
1. “Where or When” by Frank Sinatra
I’d strip to that–slow like – Kevin Eggleston, Bitch Editor
2. “Daylight” by Matt and Kim
What can I say? When I play this in my car, I feel like I’m the shit. - Erin Scialabba, Copy Editor
3. “The Hook Up” by Britney Spears
This was a toughie, since most dance-worthy songs also inspire chicas to practice their best (or uh, worst) stripper moves. I like this one in partic because it has an interlude type of deal (2:24) that is truly sexalicious. Happy booty shakin’. - Sam Morgenstern, Assistant Noise Editor
4.”Carry Out” by Timbaland (feat. Justin Timberlake)
Weird fast food related euphemisms aside, my shoulders start a-groovin’ and it migrates into a full on dance party whenever I hear it, even if I’m studying in the cafeteria. – Kate Holloway, Executive Web Editor
5. “I Feel Pretty” from West Side Story
No explanation given (and I, frankly, worry to hear it) from Ray Lapena, PR Representative
6. “I Like You So Much Better When You’re Naked” by Ida Maria
That’s my fast-strip song. Seriously, that’s playing, my clothes are on the floor. – Kevin Eggleston, Bitch Editor
7. “What Kind of Love Are You On” by Aerosmith
The first time I saw Armageddon, I danced along with the stripper in this scene. – Kate Holloway, Executive Web Editor
8. “Bad Things” by Jace Everett
It’s from True Blood – Kevin Eggleston, Bitch Editor
9. “Like a Prayer” by Madonna
Not because of any lyrical reference, just the fact that it was playing when I received my first blow job. - Gregory Miller, Assistant Gawk Editor
10. “Glory Box” by Portishead
It’s slinky and sexy and old-school and having sex to it is fuckin’ sweet. – Roxanne Broda-Blake, Assistant Smut Editor
11. “Nothing to Worry About” by Peter Bjorn and John
I love hearing this song when I’m out because it makes me feel flirtatious. With its subtly cool and melodic sound, I can’t help but smile and sway to the beat. – Erin Scialabba, Copy Editor
12. “Oh Sweet Nuthin’” by the Velvet Underground
Not only are you stripping your clothes, you’re revealing every bad emotion you’ve ever felt. Try not to feel something when Melanie Lynskey moves up and down the stripper pole in “Away We Go” – Kate Holloway, Executive Web Editor
13. “Crazy on You” by Heart
Another submission from Kevin Eggleston, Bitch Editor. Boy likes to get nekkid.
14. “Overfire” by THC (this one wasn’t on playlist.com but you can find it here)
THC’s trip hop smolders in all the right places. – Roxanne Broda-Blake, Assistant Smut Editor
And for the Video this week, who knew Iron & Wine could be so sexy?
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
MBM - Erotic Milk
WARNING
This milk is extremely erotic. Don’t drink it too fast. Yummy.
As Madonna once sang: ‘Erotic, erotic. Put your milk all over my body.’ Milk is certainly one of the most sensuous drinks available today, and it should be treated as such.
This post was sponsored by the Milk Bottle Manifesto.
Monday, February 15, 2010
Madonna receives charity cheque...
Madonna received a cheque for R$ 1 million from a Brazilian brewery for the Success For Kids charity. The cheque was presented to Madonna on Friday evening (12 February) in Rio de Janeiro by João Castrates Snows.
Source: madonnalicious.com
Friday, February 12, 2010
Madonna free zone; Malcolm did it first
I’ve had a couple of recent revelations that I would like to share.
The other day it was pointed out to me that the fruit that I believed to be a pomegramate for the twenty-four years of my existence, is actually called a pomegranate. How this passed me by for almost a quarter of a century I do not know, however until yesterday a good (and slightly older) friend of mine thought Sherlock Holmes was a historically accurate figure, which makes me feel way better. Another thing that I have discovered is that contrary to popular belief, Madonna did not invent the vogue, Malcolm McLaren did it first.
In fact neither Madonna nor Malcolm can be credited for the actual invention of the Vogue, which was born from the U.S inner city gay club scene in the late 1980s. However in 1989 Mclaren, whose previous accomplishments included shacking up with Vivienne Westwood to provide the world with Punk, released “Deep in Vogue,” a song that reached no.1 on the Billboard Dance Chart and whose masterfully crafted, highly stylized and understated video introduced the underground Voguing culture to the mainstream.
Madonna’s “Vogue,” which was released in, and reached no.1 A YEAR LATER, features an uncannily similar montage of hand gestures, body poses and movements to “Deep in Vogue.” Beat, baseline and general groove; it’s all a rip off. Whereas McLaren provides an uncomplicated insight into underground culture by maintaining and expressing the raw identity of the Vogue, Madonna’s version by comparison stands as the self indulgent romp of a manufactured pop icon.
Contrary to what history has evolved to suggest, the triangle titted Queen of pop should neither be credited for creating, nor masterminding the mainstream emergence of the Vogue. Pop star she may be, but revolutionary, trend setting legend she is not. Well done Malcolm.
It appears that I am not the only one who Madonna has agitated with her glory stealing. On his album Midtown 120 Blues (voted no.1 dance album of 2009 by Resident Advisor) DJ Sprinkles reveals his own distain for Madonna’s unhand Voguing tactics. In his aptly titled track “Ball’r (Madonna Free Zone,)” Sprinkles says:
“When Madonna came out with her hit “Vogue” you knew it was over. She had taken a very specifically queer, transgendered, Latino and African-American phenomenon and totally erased that context with her lyrics, “It makes no difference if you’re black or white, if you’re a boy or girl.” MAdonna was taking in tons of money, while the Queen who actually taught her how to vogue sat before me in the club, strung out, depressed and broke. So if anybody requested “Vogue,” or any other Madonna track, I told them, “No, this is a Madonna free zone! And as long as I’m DJ-ing you will not e allowed to vogue to the decontextualized, reified, corportlized, re-genderized, pop reflection of this dancefloor’s reality!”
Madonna dating ex-boyfriend again?
Pop diva Madonna is allegedly dating ex-boyfriend Alex Rodriguez.
The “Celebration” singer is believed to have reunited with Brazilian model Jesus Luz this week following a recent split.
But she is apparently still seeing her former baseball star lover who is nicknamed A-Rod, and visited him in Miami last week, femalefirst.co.uk reported
“Madonna spent two nights with him in his beach house in Miami last week and Jesus had no idea,” said a source.
“She just didn’t tell him, and her staff were told not to tell him. She claims she has an intellectual connection with A-Rod.”
Madonna was rumoured to be dating Alex after she split from now ex-husband Guy Ritchie at the end of 2008.
The 51-year-old pop superstar is also said to have developed a deep connection with Carlos Leon, the father of her 13-year-old daughter Lourdes.
“When Madonna split from Guy Ritchie, Carlos was there for her,” a source revealed.
“They spent a lot of time together and old emotions came back. But Carlos has a lovely girlfriend who Lourdes doesn’t like, which has made life difficult. There will always be a big connection between Madonna and Carlos.”
However, all this male attention doesn’t seem to be making the “Like a Virgin” star happy.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Too rude to show two
With a good number of Adult Swim’s male leads in a permanent state of undress – e.g. Assy, Killface, Shake – you’d think that the issue of male nudity would be old hat to the point of banality. Not so, it can still shock, offend and, thankfully, even provoke a smile.
Take Killface and Xander’s male bonding session in the city sewers. http://tinyurl.com/yaxv2xt There’s saying ’my penis’ and there’s saying ’my penis.’
How do you think the scene in http://tinyurl.com/ycbp4nt played itself out? Who moved first?
And as for http://tinyurl.com/yc33rcf ,where does man boobs get off telling Dick Tracy what to do? He’s his own man, with his own issues.
Finally http://tinyurl.com/yajqmqy in which a naked Doc Venture puts his foot in it, nearly gets laid and very nearly gets eaten.
Too rude to show? Not really, if we’re honest.
Madonna ‘rents English manor in the Hamptons for summer’
Madonna has rented a house on Lily Pond Lane in East Hampton to beat the heat this summer, sources say.
The Queen of Pop has reportedly purchased Coxwould, the English-flavored, six-bedroom house from real-estate developer Lowell Shulman.
The 2-acre property was listed for 425,000 dollars for the season, reports the New York Post.
Now Madonna will be a neighbor of Jerry Della Femina and Martha Stewart.
Meanwhile, she is set to fly to Rio, Brazil to see the Samba Parade during Carnival on February 14.
Monday, February 1, 2010
Decade's most popular drink...already?
We’re a month into 2010, and we already have the decade’s most popular drink to date: coconut water. Trendologists are predicting that it will be the next big hit in healthy beverages, following in the steps of vitamin-enhanced water, pomegranate juice and acai. We’ve long enjoyed coconut water’s restorative effects after a big night out, but now that celebrities from Madonna to Matthew McConaughey are lining up to invest in coconut water, it looks like the secret’s out.
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Picture of the Day
As you all know Jane Lynch will be singing Madonna’s “Vogue” in the all Madonna episode set to air on April 20th. That’s no secret. I had heard that she was going to be dressed like lady M herself while shooting a dream sequence. Rumor has it Sue wants a makeover and to get in to the spirit of things she slaps on Madonna’s iconic cone bra while performing the song. Well…the proof is in the picture…
Thank the Lord Iqbal Theba has a Facebook page and one that he runs himself for that matter because the Glee gods prompted him to post this a few hours ago. My Monday has started out well!
I can not express to all of you how excited I am for the Madonna episode of Glee. I am a child of the 80s and adore Madonna and can not wait to see how Ryan Murphy and PJ Bloom pull off this episode. At least 10 of Madonna’s huge hits will be in it and I CAN NOT FREAKING WAIT!!!
Thank you Iqbal for posting this gem of a photo for all of the Glee fans to see!
P.S. How fantastic is Iqbal’s face looking down at those giant pointy boobs? I love him!
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