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A world famous blogger
will portray
James Bond in the latest
James Bond film
“MASTER OF ALL WORLDS”!
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RASH MANLY, who wrote both the screenplay and song lyrics for the film, has leaked the details to the website 22MOON.com.Rich but evil Mason Master pays mad Professor Headcheese to help him build an army of cloned super soldiers.
Agent 0011 is sent to Master’s secret island lair to check out the operation, but he disappears.
Agent 007 James Bond (PEREZ HILTON) is dispatched to find the missing agent and to stop the Master plan… . . .
SHEMAR MOORE will portray rich evil bad guy Mason Master. . . .
Miss Jane Moneypenny is portrayed by Madonna. . .
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Best friend of Bond 0011 John St. Armstrong is portrayed by WENTWORTH MILLER. . .
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Mad Professor Headcheeze is portrayed by ANDY DICK. . .
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CHYNA DOLL and BRIGETTE NIELSON will portray Mason Master’s female body guards Vicious Delicious and Tower Baby. . .
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The mutated super strong monster is portrayed by CARROT TOP. . .
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TIM GUNN portrays himself as Bond’s clothier.
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. ___________Tom Jones ________is doing the vocals.
When the master of the world comes to call,
Presidents and royalty must bow or fall,
But one country and one Queen will not give in,
Till Mister Master knows that he can not win.
He spreads evil the way other men spread jam,
Mister Master just does not give a damn,
Only one man can stop the Master plan,
And he strikes, while in a suit and tan.
A disaster is Mister Master’s stock and trade,
When cities and men die he gets paid,
His masterpiece is for no peace at all,
This bastard wants the world to fall.
But he did not reckon on one man,
A man who acts while other men just stand,
He’s cool yet hot, This agent of The Queen,
Taking Mister Master from the scene!
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